[This week leading up to Father’s Day, we have some “dad humor” from a child’s perspective]
“Hey, Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father warned.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “I saw a bug in your salad, but now it’s gone.”
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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Oh, Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus should I take home?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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