11/04/15 Grif.Net - Messages

[Robert Griffin]

To my children:
Never make fun of having to help your Dad with computer stuff.

Remember, I taught you how to use a spoon.

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To my math students:
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Sadly, only a fraction of you will understand this.

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To criminals:
I’m not saying I’m Batman.
I’m just saying no one has seen me and Batman in the same room.

 

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To my boss:

I’ve heard you say ‘Hard work never killed anyone’. 
But I’m not prepared to test that hypothesis.

 

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To Both Political Parties:

When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become president.
I’m beginning to believe it.

 

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To Grif.Net Readers
I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

b...@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"