03/31/26Grif.Net - The Right Time (part 2)

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"You know it's time to leave your church when . . .

You're cast as the donkey in the Christmas cantata.

Your wife moves her membership letter to another church.

The trustees have been marching around your house the last six days praying and carrying lanterns.

The congregation forces the members of the pulpit committee to wear sackcloth and make a public apology.

Church members start referring to you in the past tense.

Your 'love offering' is a two-for-one coupon at Golden Corral.

You show up at the church on Monday morning to discover the locks have been changed.

Dr. Bob Griffin
“Abhorring all my sin, adoring only Him”