07/09/26 Grif, Net - If College Students wrote the Bible
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If college students wrote the Bible . . .
>The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
>The Ten Commandments would have been only five. They would have been double-spaced and written in a large font.
>The Bible would have come out in a new edition every two years in order to limit re-selling.
>The reason the forbidden fruit would have been eaten was that it wasn't cafeteria food.
>Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's e-mail to ab...@romans.gov.
>The reason Cain would have killed Abel: They were roommates.
>The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
>Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
>Reason why Moses and those following him would have wandered in the desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
>Instead of God creating everything in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”
