10/19/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Will R suggests, “Do we even need Halloween this year? I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 18 months now.”
Karrie Beth S saw a road sign: “Raise your right foot if you hate getting speeding tickets.”
Ian K complained, “I hope Facebook doesn’t go down again this week. Spent hours going house to house to show people pictures of my dinner.”
Jean L said, “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to garden and the whole neighborhood eats zucchini for a summer.”
Justin K warns, “Please don’t ride with me if you’re going to grab the dash or scream every time we run off the road. It makes me nervous.”
Sharon C reminds us, “The day of good grammar has went.”
Ken H boasts, “I don’t have gray hair; I have wisdom highlights.”
Julie Mc states, So this weekend I had a contest with my couch and washing machine to see who had the most money. I came in 3rd.
Douglas D opines, “There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. Once you get old, you no longer worry about being polite and just tell the truth.”
Marilyn L admits, “I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October. I call it my jingle bell rock.”
Tim Mc revealed, “You never know what I might have up my sleeve. For example, today it was a dryer sheet.”
Joe A laughs, “I got a call from a telemarketer and she said she couldn’t understand me. I told her to press 1 for Texan.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"