10/30/25 Grif.Net - Spooky Quiz for the Family

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What do ghosts have in their noses?

Boo-gers!

Why did the ghost starch his sheet?

He wanted to scare people stiff.

What is a ghost's favorite desert?

I-scream!

What kind of horse does a ghost ride?

A night-mare

Where does a mummy go for vacation?

The Dead Sea.

Why are vampires bad at art?

They are only able to draw blood.

What's the problem with twin witches?

You never know which witch is which.

How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

What happens if you don't pay the exorcist on time?

You get repossessed!

Dr Bob Griffin

Continue steadfastly in prayer, being watchful in it with thanksgiving.