03/26/19 Grif.Net - Updates from my Friends
Robert Griffin
From Michelle – “FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting NOT on a jelly stain. My apologies to the waitress at Waffle House.”
From Johnny – “Breaking News: Wealthy Christians outed in scheme to get their kids into elite Vacation Bible School.”
From Wayne – “How did I get that scar on my brow? Well, your mom was putting her purse in the backseat and . . . . “
From Jean – “If you ask me what I’m doing and I answer ‘Drinking coffee’, it doesn’t mean you should talk to me. It means I’m drinking coffee.”
From Sue – “Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.”
From Ken – “A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.”
From Carl – “You really can never be sure exactly how many chameleons are in your house.”
From Scott – “While at the beach, I saw a guy give his girl a beautiful balloon. She wrote on it, ‘Will you propose to me?’ He immediately popped the question.”
From Marilyn – “Bob, your birthday last week reminded me of a great Chinese poet: Yung No Mo.”
From John – “Doing crunches now, twice a day. Captain in the morning and Nestle at night.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"