10/17/17 Grif.Net - From a Pastor's Mind
Robert Griffin
[Odd thoughts rolling thru my mind today]
As a pastor, I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
If Cain and Abel were Siamese twins, would they have their own show called ‘Cable’ on cable?
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The trouble with religion today is that a lot of people practice it, but not too many are good at it.
My church welcomes all denominations. . .tens, twenties, fifties. . .
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
Warning notice at our seminary swimming pool: “First-year students are only allowed to walk on water in the shallow end.”
If absence makes the heart grow fonder, a lot of our members must really love our church.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"