11/07/18 Grif.Net - Bumper Stickers for Senior Citizens

[Robert Griffin]

I thought growing old would take longer

 

When is ‘old enough’ supposed to kick in?

 

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap

 

Being cremated is my last hope for a smokin’ hot body

 

I so good I can forget what I’m doing while I’m still doing it

 

I can’t believe how old people my age are

 

My bucket list has only one item: Keep Breathing

 

Laugh ‘til you leak

 

I’m one of those senior citizens who bites everyone

 

75% of my memory is wasted on song lyrics

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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