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Brad V said, “Soccer is boring to Americans. If he wanted to watch a bunch of guys running around without scoring, we’d watch the Denver Broncos.”
Kim E explained, “I have my very own built-in alarm clock. It’s called a bladder and it does not have a snooze button.”
Jeff W clarified, “Solar power is the future, but it won’t happen overnight.”
Chuck S confessed, “I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.”
Taylor P related, “Grandpa said that whenever he and grandma have a fight, he tightens the pickle jar so she HAS to talk to him.”
Sue W added her pun, “I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about it.”
Richard G asked, “Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe? I’m not joking, but he is.”
Jacques L warned, “One thing I’ve learned that is very important in a marriage are two-word statements like ‘I’m sorry’ and ‘it’s okay’. My wife does this very well.”
Penny H said, “I had made patience tested. It came back negative.”
Kevin Y admitted, “Wife and I were arguing about the laundry until I finally decided to throw in the towel.”
John P warns, “Television can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.”
Ken M advised, “I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"