06/26/12 Grif.Net Blog - "What" Jokes for Grade Schoolers
Dr Bob Griffin
[More humor aimed to keep the grandkids quiet this week.]
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
What do pirates pay for their earrings?
A buccaneer.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the bee to say to the flower?
"Hey, Bud, when do you open?"
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.
What's the worst part about hunting elephants?
Carrying the decoys.
What is gray, wears glass slippers, and weighs 3000 pounds?
Cinderelephant.
What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
I am the wiener!
What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that rips your leg off, then goes for help.
What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with a border collie?
Melancholy puppies.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I'll just hang around.
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"