06/15/16 Grif.Net - Family Jokes
Robert Griffin
[Yesterday’s jokes were for the kids. We move up a notch to jokes for the FAMILY.]
Dad: “Shame on you, son. Why did you hit your little sister?”
Son: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and instead of tempting me with it, she ate the thing herself!”
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Mother: “Mary, why did you kick your brother in the stomach?”
Mary: “It was just an accident, Mama. He turned around.”
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“Mama, there’s a man at the door,” said the little boy. “He says he’s collecting for senior citizens.
Do you think we should hide Grandpa?”
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Mother: “How did you do on your tests at school? Were the final exam questions difficult?”
Son: “They weren’t bad at all. But I’ll admit the answers gave me a lot of trouble.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"