01/06/20 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
Richard whined, “I was reading ‘A Christmas Carol’ and dropped it on my toe. It hurt like the dickens.”
Wayne M reminded us, “Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature isn’t too fond of leaf blowers either. And don’t even get Nature started on car alarms.”
Ken H wonders, “Doctor told me to watch what I eat. Does anyone know what channel the Pizza Network is?”
Jim warns, “Always surprised how quickly the staff at Lowes comes to help after ignoring you for 30 minutes when you try to start a chainsaw.”
Sue admitted, “I have a hard time believing the story of the three wise men. One maybe...but three?”
Michele stated, “Instead of presents this year, I just gave everyone my opinion.”
Sheri complained, “This year went by so fast I didn’t have time to lose weight.”
Victor advised, “Amazing fact. Look it up yourself. More than half of English dictionaries do not include the word gullible.”
James evaluated, “American Theology = I trust in God’s providence, unless it includes suffering.”
Scott asks, “Looking for several recommendations on dermatologists. I don’t want to make any rash decisions.”
Mark lamented, “I asked Alexa what women REALLY want in a man. She hasn’t quit talking in nine days.”
Sven commented, “Going to visit buddies at the VFW bar takes only a 5-minute walk. Returning home takes 30 minutes. The difference is staggering.”
Marilyn was overjoyed: “Not to brag, but I went into another room and actually REMEMBERED why I went in there! It was the bathroom, but still . . . “
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"