01/25/22 Grif.Net - Signs You're Getting Old (part 2)

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You feel your corns more than you do your oats.

 

You wake up in the middle of the night tired and listless.

 

You know "where it's at" but forgot why it's there.

 

You know how to spell gastroenterologist.

 

You don't have any enemies because you've outlived them all.

 

You don't date single men your own age because there aren't any.

 

You have to use tenderizer to eat all your Cream of ____ soups.

 

"Happy Hour" now consists of a nap.

 

You remember what you did yesterday by what hurts today.

 

You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

 

You go to the store not to shop but to get a free blood pressure examination.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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