12/06/06 Grif.Net - Lessons I've Learned

[Dr Bob Griffin]

An [unnamed] senior saint sent this to me. Seemed pretty accurate:

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people
didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still
have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it
"Pumping Rust."

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is
falling into your drawers! It's also called "Dunlops Disease", since your
belly dun lops over your belt.

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you
got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of
an emergency.' At my age, I always write, "A Good Doctor!"

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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