Went by the house where I grew up. Asked if I could come in and look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents are just so rude . . .
Just watched two people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up . . . and close the blinds . . .
A thief broke into my house last night and started looking for money. I woke up and searched with him . . .
My neighbor just bought a Hyundai Accent and now he sounds like he was born in Korea . . .
I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend. Then the oxy wears off and I realize I’m dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot . . .
I always wanted to be an adult so badly. Now look at me . . .
The grocery store just charged me 10 cents for a paper bag to “save the trees”, then gave me a paper receipt that was 4 feet long . . .
It's a fine night to have an evening . . .
A Poem for Morning. Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Coffee, Coffee. Coffee, Coffee, Coffee. Everyone shut up. Coffee . . .
We lost our Wi-Fi connection at the house last night so the kids came out of their rooms. My word! They are getting so tall . . .
When I say I go to the gym religiously, I mean every Christmas and Easter . . .
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"