11/22/24 Grif.Net - Last of the Dad Jokes (for this week)
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1. CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
2. Who's bigger? Mrs. Bigger, Mr. Bigger, or their baby?
Their baby — because he's a little Bigger.
3. A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"
She replies, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
4. What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef. (If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.)
5. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
6. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
7. Did you see they made round bales of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
8. SERVER: "Sorry about your wait."
DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”
9. You know what the loudest pet you can get is?
A trumpet.
10. Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop?
Forever 21.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
