11/08/24 Grif.Net - Final Thoughts on Politics
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[One last day of fun before all the focus is shifted to 2026 mid-term election]
**I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
**You know how they say, “Nobody can fix the economy. Nobody can be trusted with nuclear codes. Nobody’s perfect”? That’s why I voted for Nobody.
**Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. Why? The government hates competition.
**I was arrested for impersonating a politician … but all I was doing was sitting in my office doing nothing!
**A politician is a person who will lay down your life for their country
**Waiting for results on election night is like waiting for your grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I’m worried the rest of you screwed it up.
**Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
**Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong. Taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.
**Politicians can find an excuse to get out of anything … except office.
**Remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year? Now it’s Election night that’s the most terrifying.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
