05/11/21 Grif.Net - Status Updates
Robert Griffin
[Actual social-media posts from my friends]
Sue O said, “The devil whispered in my ear, ‘Your not strong enough to withstand this storm’. I answered, ‘You’re’.
Bruce B corrected, “When asked what body part you washed most in the past 12 months, people will say ‘hands’. I disagree. It’s your brain.”
Kathy S advises us, “To enjoy life more, don’t watch the TV news and don’t get on the bathroom scale.”
Wayne I. shared, “I opened up a Thesaurus but the pages were blank. I don't have words to tell you how disappointed I am.”
Eula F said, “The walk from my house to the pub is 5 minutes. The walk home is 45 minutes. The difference is staggering.
Markus M tells us, “Instead of regular checkers, I’m playing fact checkers. First, I cheat, then I tell everyone you lied.”
Terry D relates, “My son worked in a cemetery and was fired for burying someone in the wrong hole. They called it a grave mistake.’
Jody M says she is playing the adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes”. It is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”
Bryan A gives a “Shout out to the people who don’t know what the opposite of in is.”
Pete C saw a fellow on a motorcycle with this written on the back of his shirt: “If you can read this, the wife fell off.”
Sarah H wondered, “So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"