Can’t use my new stairlift at the house. It’s driving me up the wall.
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
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Not all math puns are bad. Sadly, sum of them are.
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I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"