[Grandkids are missing the high quality jokes than G’pa gives. So serving up an order for them to enjoy]
Q: Why did the sea monster eat five boats that were carrying potatoes?
A: No one can eat just one potato ship.
Q: What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A: A yam session.
Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.
Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What did the Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head name their new son?
Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.
Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Q: What do you call a young potato that has turned to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.
Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!
Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.
Q: Why did the potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork in the road ahead.
Q: What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?
A: An agi-tater.
Q: What do you call the person in the monastery who makes potato chips?
A: The chip monk.
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"