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[Grandkids are missing the high quality jokes than G’pa gives. So serving up an order for them to enjoy]

Q: Why did the sea monster eat five boats that were carrying potatoes?
A: No one can eat just one potato ship.

Q: What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A: A yam session.

 

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?

A: Because they are so filling.

 

Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

Q: What did the Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head name their new son?

A: Chip

 

Q: What do you call a stolen yam?
A: A hot potato.

Q: Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.

Q: What do you call a young potato that has turned to the dark side?
A: Vader Tots.

Q: How do you describe an angry potato?
A: Boiling Mad.

Q: What do you call a baby potato?
A: A small fry!

Q: What do you say to an angry baked potato?
A: Anything, just butter him up.

Q: Why did the potato cross the road?
A: He saw a fork in the road ahead.

Q: What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?
A: An agi-tater.

Q: What do you call the person in the monastery who makes potato chips?
A: The chip monk.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

 

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