10/13/10 Grif.Net - Overheard from the Cockpit

[Dr. Bob]

Hey folks, this is your Pilot. We're going to play a little game of
geography trivia. If you can recognize where we are by looking out your
window, tell your flight attendant and receive an extra bag of goldfish
snacks.

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Our loss of altitude allows a unique close up perspective of the local
terrain. I assure you that it's all part of our airline's new commitment to
make your a flight a sight seeing extravaganza.

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Ummmmmm....Sorry......(silence)

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I'm sure everyone noticed the loss of an engine, however the reduction in
weight and drag will mean we'll be flying much more efficiently now.

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This is your Captain speaking. These stupid planes are a lot different than
the ships I'm used to so you'll have to give me some leeway.

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It would be a good idea if right now everyone closed their shades and
watched the in-flight movie.

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"