05/18/16 Grif.Net - Advanced Coffeeology
Robert Griffin
Due to the widespread appreciation of yesterday’s insights on coffee, here are more meditations on the magical beans . . .
“How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.”
“I drink coffee for your protection.”
“Procaffinating: the tendency not to start anything until after my second cup.”
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”
“One cup will do, but have four just to be safe.”
“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.”
“The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven’t had any yet.”
“I don’t exercise because it makes my coffee spill.”
“Coffee: If you’re not shaking, you need another cup.”
“Who cares if my cup is half empty or half full as long as the half is coffee.”
Ever feel like you drink too much coffee? Me neither.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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