03/15/23 Grif.Net - Went to the Grocery Store Again

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**My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store.

But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not.

 

**I looked down sweetly at my daughter and said, “It’s always been my dream to walk you down the aisle.”

She said, “Dad, you know we’re at Kroger shopping, right?”

 

**I made a mistake at the grocery store.

I went to get 6 Sprites. Accidentally picked 7 up

 

**I want to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week or less.

I’m going to call it Best By.

 

**I went to the grocery store. The sign said, “No food or drinks inside.”

So, I went home.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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