06/23/25 Grif.Net - Grandpa Jokes
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[Older than normal Dad Jokes. Of course, funnier, too.]
Phone rang and all I heard was coughing and a loud sneeze.
I’m getting sick of these cold calls.
Be careful not to break anyone’s heart. A person only has one heart.
Break a bone. Instead. They have 206 of them.
Patrolman pulled this guy over and asked, “How high are you?”
Fellow answered, “No, you’re supposed to say Hi, how are you?”
Preacher came to church and sold books on “How to Solve 50% of Life’s Problems”.
I was impressed, so bought two.
Why do some couples go to the gym each day?
They want their relationship to work out.
I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday.
I don't think he cared.
I got a new pen that can write under water.
It can write other words too.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan.
I’m not going to try the new all almond diet.
That's just nuts.
Most puns just make me numb.
Math puns make me number.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
