(1) ''This employee should go far ..... and the sooner he starts, the better.''
(2) ''A gross ignoramus—144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.''
(3) ''One neuron short of a synapse.''
(4) ''Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled.''
(5) ''He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.''
(6) ''The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.''
(7) ''He's been working with glue too much.''
(8) ''He would argue with a signpost.''
(9) ''He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him.''
(10) ''He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.''
[more tomorrow]
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Dr. Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”