07/03/18 Grif.Net - MORE Signs in Restaurants

[Robert Griffin]

[Actual signs in restaurants, some with my comments added]

NO WIFI. Talk to each other. Pretend it’s 1995.

 

Today’s special: Nothing. Nothing is special. You are not special. Order off the menu.  (Sounds like bad episode with the soup Nazi)

 

Soup of the Day: Tears of our competitors.

 

Wanted: Waitress 18-25 years old, 20-years’ experience.

 

Look down. If you are wearing socks with your sandals, we are closed.  (WAIT! I resemble that remark)

 

New Management: Old owner addicted to hokey-pokey, but we turned it around.

 

Now hiring full-time losers.  (Obviously, anyone working there can’t get real jobs)

 

Enjoy our un eatable feast.  (I think someone stole the “b” in the sign)

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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