04/18/25 Grif.Net - Springtime is Partytime!
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When is it best to wash your Slinky?
Any time during spring cleaning
Why are florists so happy in the springtime?
Because business is blooming
Do bees fly when it rains?
Yes, but before they go out, they put on their yellow jackets.
Is every Spring in Wisconsin ‘allergy season’?
You’ve got to be pollen my leg. Every nose knows.
Why is April such a clean month?
Because April showers
What is a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister
What’s the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll?
Seasoning
Have you ever tried to catch the fog?
I tried but I mist
Why are spring flowers so popular?
They have a lot of buds
Can February March?
No, but April May
How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
Fill it with spring water
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”
