A family was sitting in church while the minister delivered a sermon based on the timeless story of the prodigal son.
When he got to the place where the father sees his son returning and races out to meet him, the minister intoned:
"Throwing wide his arms, what do you suppose the father said?"
At which point the youngest son leaned over to his dad and whispered, "Probably, YOU'RE GROUNDED, MISTER!”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"