Dewey gets in line, and when it's his turn the preacher asks: "Dewey, what
do you want me to pray about for you?"
Dewey replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher puts one finger in Dewey's ear, and he places the other hand on
top of Dewey's head and prays and prays.
After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and
asks: "Dewey, how is your hearing now?"
Dewey says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't until next Wednesday."
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
"Jesus knows me, this I love"