04/23/24 Grif.Net - Spring Riddles for the Kiddo's
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What did the tree say to spring once it warmed up?
What a re-leaf.
What month is the shortest of the year?
May. It has just three letters.
Why is spring the best time to open a flower and gift shop?
Business is blooming.
What falls in the spring, but never gets hurt?
Rain.
Should I plant flowers in April?
May as well.
Why did the bird where a mask when it flew into the bank?
It was a rob-in.
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Why did the farmer bury all his money in the spring before planting?
He wanted to make the soil richer.
Why does the king of the jungle wear yellow flowers in spring?
He wants to be a dandy lion.
Why did the broom wish it was a mop?
It was tired of being pushed around all the time.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
