07/28/14 Grif.Net - Notes from a Music Teacher

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Thought we'd end the month on a high note of low humor from the band room
in the high school]

A parent didn't want her kids joining school band or orchestra and risk
being exposed to so much sax and violins. She thought it could only lead to
treble.

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I've had to scale back because we just don't have the staff for sending all
these notes. And many of our volunteers just don't measure up.

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Almost ready for the concert in another minuet or two. The only major
development are the expected minor setbacks.

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Hey - give it a rest, ritard. Can't you reed? You're not really in tune
with what's going on, are you? This was just a prelude to a repeat offense.

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Now, I've been told I'm pretty sharp and clef-er, but those sort of music
jokes always fall flat.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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