01/10/20 Grif.Net - Dad Jokes (part 3)
Robert Griffin
[Final installment of truly forgettable jokes]
**What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A ba-na-na-na.
**Your mom wasn't happy with the Velcro she bought.
Evidently, it was a total rip off.
**I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
**A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
**As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees.
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
**Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it's tearable.
**At the restaurant I was interrogated over the theft of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Man, they really grilled me.
**Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint.
**NURSE: "Blood type?" DAD: "Red."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"