04/18/12 Grif.Net - Revolutionary Questions
Dr Bob Griffin
[Helping students see history on this important April day]
Teacher: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
Student: The Americans licked the British!
Teacher: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Student: Yeah, it cracked me up!
Teacher: What was General Washington's favorite tree?
Student: The infantry!
Teacher: "Why did Washington chop down the cherry tree with
his hatchet?"
Student: "Because his mom wouldn't let him play with the chain saw!"
Teacher: "The Declaration of Independence was written
in Philadelphia.
True or false?"
Student: "False! It was written in ink!"
Teacher: What did George Washington say to his army at Valley Forge?
Student: "Sorry, men. The flights to Florida are all booked up and we're
on stand-by!"
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"