Some months ago, I asked my boss, “Can I have a week off around Christmas?”
He said, “It’s May.”
I replied, “Sorry, sir. May I have a week off around Christmas?”
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My boss wrote a memo about Christmas:
To whoever put the “L” in Noel…is it that hard to follow simple instructions?
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My co-worker warned me not to get her another stupid gift this Christmas. She said she would just burn it.
So, I bought her a candle.
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My co-workers are like my Christmas lights.
Half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t that bright.
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Dr Bob Griffin
Continue steadfastly in prayer, being watchful in it with thanksgiving.