03/04/25 Grif.Net - New Windows 2000
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[Each month in 2025, we wander unsupervised down memory lane, repeating the Grif Net email/blog posts for an entire week from 25 years ago (March 2000).
ERROR MESSAGES THAT MAY BE PLANNED FOR WINDOWS 2000:
1) To continue, enter any 11-digit prime number.
2) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
4) Press any key. . .No, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Close your eyes and press ESCAPE three times fast.
6) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7) You've got a time-out, Mister!
8) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
9) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
10) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
11) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
12) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
13) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found. . .Use backup. . . PENCIL & PAPER.
14) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic.
15) User Error: Replace user.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
