05/13/26 Grif.Net - Lame Brain
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[These ‘jokes’ will draw a groan rather than a chuckle. If you don’t get every one, you are not alone.]
What did the cell say to his sister's cell after she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis.
The logic professer’s wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
The wife asks, “Is it a boy or a girl?”
The logician says, “Yes.”
My friend asked if he was my best friend. I told him on the pH scale, he was a definite 1.
I didn’t tell him that 1 is dangerous and probably toxic.
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street together, when suddenly one shouts, "Oh, no! I lost my electron!"
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I’m positive!"
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like, “OMg!"
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “
