11/23/21 Grif.Net - Thanksgiving? How 'bout a Weak of Food Jokes (part 2)
Robert Griffin
[More food jokes I’m sure you’ll find easy to digest, and not leave a bad taste in your mouth]
**My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
**My blind friend plans on eating seafood for Thanksgiving. I don’t have the heart to tell him it won’t help.
**My granddaughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
**What do you call a person who eats other people slowly? A cannibble.
**Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat. Then I remember they feed off of attention.
**My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it. Evidently she craves anarchy.
**I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
**What do you call friends you like to eat with? Tastebuds.
**My wife and I were stuck in traffic. I said, “I’m turning round.”
She said, “I know. Stop eating so much ice cream.”
**What kind of cheese does Medusa eat? Gorgonzola.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"