06/12/19 Grif.Net - Status Updates of my Friends
Robert Griffin
From Cynthia: “With all this rain, I think we need to build an ark. But don’t worry, I Noah guy.”
From Josh: “Congratulations to the 2019 High School Graduates on getting thru the easiest part of life.”
From Maria: “I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator.”
From Kara: “To clarify: Teachers are not ‘off’ for the summer. They are ‘in recovery’.”
From Billy: “Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.”
From Marilyn: “I just checked my account at the ATM - it printed a coupon for Ramen Noodles.”
From Mark: “All my passwords are protected by amnesia.”
From Woody: “I squint at the sun because it’s bright. I squint at most people because they’re not.”
From Sue: “I wouldn't say my love life is bad, but the last guy I turned on was Mr. Coffee.”
From Ken: “My friend went bald years ago, but still carries an old comb in his pocket. Sadly, he just can’t part with it.”
From WendyJo: “God made man before He made woman because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.”
From Scott: “The best angle to approach any problem is the Tryangle.”
From Ellen: “Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss, dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt only by the heart.”
From Alex: “How can Funeral Homes raise their prices and then blame it on the cost of living?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"