02/28/22 Grif.Net - Excuses

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[Many are upset with returning to face-to-face employment and need excuses to continue to stay home.  I can personally attest that many of these excuses may work.]

 

I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.

 

The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.

 

I’ve given up work for Lent and will return April 18^th.

 

If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

 

When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't leave my bathroom, but I feel good about it.

 

I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

 

I prefer to remain an enigma.

 

I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that my house is surrounded by wetlands, and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.

 

I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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