05/01/24 Grif.Net - First of the Month: News Around Here
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[First of the Month means another dose of bad jokes, puns, and lame humor. Supposedly from my county in Wisconsin, but we know they aren’t.]
Watertown police recently found an abandoned car that had been used in the burglary of a sporting goods store. The only item in the car was an incomplete set of golf clubs.
The police are still looking for the driver.
A Lake Mills vet treated a dog that ate all the Scrabble tiles from a family’s game.
No word yet.
The Jefferson County sheriff department is investigating the new sport of “deer racing” that is replacing conventional horse derbies.
Evidently some breeders are trying to make a fast buck or some quick doe.
A survey of florists in Beaver Dam discovered none of them knew how to lay linoleum.
On a lake outside Horicon they’re filming a new TV series on fishing.
Sadly, it’s just a spin-off of an older show, using many of the original cast.
A motel in Johnson Creek has an elevator that is not working properly.
People are taking steps to avoid it.
At the Dodge Count DMV, the lady renewing my license suggested I become an organ donor.
Obviously, she was a gal after my own heart.
Opening a new bakery in Ixonia, the question was asked if they would make some favorite Italian desserts.
We cannoli hope so.
The Chamber of Commerce in Columbus want a hide-and-seek tournament for the annual city picnic.
The difficulty is that good players are hard to find.
Our county seat is Juneau, and a short fortune teller recently escaped from the county jail.
Now there is a small medium at large..
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
