08/07/26Grif.Net - About Relatives
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What’s the difference between an all-you-can-eat restaurant and dinner at grandma’s house?
At the restaurant, you get to decide when you’ve had enough
How do you make anti-freeze?
Take away her blanket.
My Uncle used to say, “When one door closes, another opens.”
He was a decent philosopher, but a lousy cabinet maker.
My family has a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist my mother’s sister each Christmas at the family get together.
I keep telling them to stop as it will end in disaster, but they just keep upping the ante each year.
My grandmother was a very tough woman.
She buried three husbands, but only two of them were dead.
My uncle was a circus clown. When he died, everyone showed up.
In one car.
After nearly 50 years, my grandmother has finally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails.
She hid his teeth.
What do you call an angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
My grandma makes the best cookies. She makes them so fast.
It seems to only take her nana-seconds.
What’s it called when you have your grandmother on speed dial?
Instagram.
~~~
Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “
