07/18/23 Grif.Net - Famous Thoughts about Families (part 2)
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A ‘family’ is a social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
~Evan Esar
Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie – not perfect but who’s complaining?
~Robert Brault
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
~Buddy Hackett
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
~George Bernard Shaw
For the first time ever, I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
~Jeff Foxworthy
Bleeding ulcers run in my family. We give them to each other.
~Lois McMaster Bujold
A family is a unit composed not only of children, but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
~Ogden Nash
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
~Lewis Grizzard
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
~Friedrich Nietzsche
The great advantage of living in a large family is that early lesson of life’s essential unfairness.
~Nancy Mitford
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school, I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
~Gracie Allen
You can’t choose your family, but you can choose to ignore their texts and blame it on poor cell reception.
~Bob Griffin
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
