[As long as I’ve whined about drivers, check out these classic bumper stickers.]
“I’ve had amnesia as long as I can remember”
“Ask me about my vow of silence”
“Nobody’s perfect. I am a nobody.”
“Gravity: Not just a good idea; it’s the law”
“Despite the cost of living, it’s still the most popular option”
“It’s bad luck to be superstitious”
“They told me I was gullible and I believed them”
“I used to be indecisive but I’m no longer sure of that”
“I can handle pain until it hurts”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"