11/06/25 Grif.Net - Confessions of a Senior Citizen (part 4)

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“I’ve found the older we get, the earlier it gets late.

“I thought about a second career, so took an aptitude test. I found out the work I was best suited for was retirement.”

“I know that money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps me in touch with my children.”

“I was warned that retirement is like one big sick day without sick pay.”

“I used to know a couple who grew fruit trees together. They lived to a ripe old age.”

“If I ever decide to buy a horse ranch in my old age, I’m going to name it Pasture Prime.”

“I called the incontinence hotline recently. They asked if I could hold.”

“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”