02/26/19 Grif.Net - Elementary Money Lessons
Robert Griffin
[Ten jokes/riddles about money for the grade-school crowd]
Q: Why did the girl hide her money in the freezer?
A: She wanted cold hard cash!
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a Leprechaun?
A: They're always a little short.
Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Q: How much money does a skunk have?
A: One scent!
Q: When do you feel stuck with your debt?
A: When you can’t budge it.
Q: Why is dough another word for money?
A: Because everyone kneads it.
Q: What do fish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
Q: Where does a fish keep his money
A: In the River Bank.
Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”
Son: "Well, isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"
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Dr Bob Griffin
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