[Reading back through old grif.net blogs and laughed again at these]
“A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries, so I tried it. Didn’t like it. Going back to whipped cream.”
“It is difficult to find a friend that is cute, loving, generous, sexy, caring, smart and humble. My advice to y’all is don’t lose me.”
“If you read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with Disney animatronic copies, that is simply fake gnus.”
“If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, then Who is?
“When I have trouble sleeping, I think about how every C in “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently.”
“I am starting a great diet that allows up to seven cheat days a week.”
“I’m not . . . no, I am . . no, I’m NOT indecisive. Am I?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”