06/08/17 Grif.Net - Keeping Me Humble
Robert Griffin
I once proclaimed, "I have the body of a Greek god!"
My wife said, "I thought Buddha was Chinese?"
I once said, “I have a photographic memory!”
My wife replied, “Here’s $3 to buy some new film.”
I once shared, “I think a good husband is like fine wine . . . it gets better with age.”
My wife locked me in the cellar.
I once opined, “I can’t diet. I don’t want my brain to get thinner.”
My wife reacted: “Smart idea. You’re don’t want to get any more narrow-minded.”
I once questioned, “Do people really think I’m ugly?”
My wife answered, “Well, you could go alone to the vet and no one would ask any questions.”
I once announced, “I tell everyone that I’m probably the best husband in history.”
My wife responded, “You may be myth-taken.”
I once quipped, “It is really hard to be so great.”
My wife whispered, “You may have misspelled ‘grate’.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"