[This is a rerun of a grif.net from ten years ago. And still reasonably humorous.]
April 1st is National Atheist’s Day
All generalizations are false
Thou shalt not steal. The IRS hates competition
Everyone should believe the BIG BANG theory. God spoke and BANG, it happened
The word “gullible” is not in the dictionary
The Energizer Bunny was recently arrested and charged with battery
Ask me about my vow of silence
It is bad luck to be superstitious
99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad name
Camping is nature’s way of feeding mosquitoes
All readers of the grif.net will be part of the ultimate statistic: ten out of ten people die
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"