05/20/11 Grif.Net - Burglar

[Dr. Bob]

My wife's best friend was telling some ladies about the burglar scare in her
house the night before.

"Yes," she said, "I heard a noise and got up, and there, from under the bed,
I saw a man's legs sticking out."

"Mercy!" exclaimed a woman. "The burglar's legs?"

"No, my dear; my husband's legs. Obviously he heard the noise, too."

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Dr Bob Griffin
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